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What better way to spend time at work, then to actually work. I actually much prefer the random conversations that go on between associates while we work. The topic today, besides guy talk and random games, a new game to play which is sorta a fill in the blank. While talking about going out to grab a drink, I said

“I’m no alcoholic, I just like the bottle.”

- Timothy

More examples of which we came up with are as follows:

“I’m not a stalker, I just watch you sleep at night”

- Timothy

“I’m not a rapist, I just enjoy surprise sex”

- Michael Luffman

“I’m no doctor, but I think you are dying”

- Timothy

It is almost like the “I’ve Never” except no drinking and funnier. Feel free to try this out for yourself. Basic template is “I’m no / I’m not a(n) ____________ [statement], just / but _________ [contradiction].”